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Music written and performed by The Duke of Uke and His Novelty Orchestra. Song lyrics written by David King. Published by Bliss Avenue Songs, ASCAP.

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There ain't no free lunch, so pay your bill.
If the left one doesn't get you, then the right one surely will.
And even old J.C., he got paddled too
and iffn' they got him, why the heck won't they get you?

Chorus: All I can say,
is when it comes your way,
you better jump back!
Baby, baby, jump back.
Jump back baby!
Baby, baby, jump back.

So let me cue you in to the situation,
let me cue you in to reality,
on a B-line for your behind,
on a B-line for your booty.

It's custom-made for your caboose
and it fits it to a T.
They're making one just for you
like they made one just for me.
It don't really matter,
if you've been bad or good,
when you hatched
they just snatched and sanded down the wood.

[Chorus]

No it's never been a question of if or how,
merely just a matter of when.
If it hasn't happened yet, it will, I bet,
'cuz we all get it in the end.

Let me cue you in to the situation,
let me cue you in to reality,
on a B-line for your behind,
on a B-line for your booty.

When it comes, you can't run,
the best thing you can do is jump back.
When it comes, you can't run,
the best thing you can do is jump back.

So cry out to your momma,
to your daddy too,
in the end it''ll get you friend,
it's a mandatory rendezvous.
Whatcha gonna do when it comes to gitcha?
Right on the back where the good Lord split 'cha?

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from April's Empire, track released April 21, 2012

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Duke of Uke and His Novelty Orchestra Urbana, Illinois

Energetic and unabashedly romantic, The Duke of Uke & His Novelty Orchestra enchants audiences with witty lyrics, complex vocal harmonies and funky rhythms.The unique combination of ukulele, violin, tuba, saxophone, bass, rock drums and latin percussion swing you from sweet to funky with a sound that will remind you of summers gone by, road trips to come, and long-lost friends you've never met. ... more

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